What do dogs have that no other animal has ?
Puppy dogs !

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?
Because they mess up the whole house !

What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog?
A pup.

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?
"I must throw that doggie out the window !"

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ?
Slush puppies !

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?
A puppy.

What should you know before you teach your puppy a new trick?
You should know more than your puppy!

Where do you usually find puppys?
It all depends on where you lose them.

How is a puppy like a penny?
They both have a head and a tail.

How long are a puppy's legs?
Long enough to reach the ground.