How does a poodle say hello in France?
Bone-jour!

What does a French poodle say before each meal?
Bone appetit!

What happened to the French poodle's new haircut when it rained?
It got wet!

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
A shampoodle !

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster ?
Cockerpoodledoo !

What happens when it rains cats and dogs ?
You can step in a poodle !