Your Dog Bit My Wooden Leg

"Your dog bit me," said Pearson, "and I'm gonna sue."
"Tell you what," said Sommers, "I'll give you $100 to settle out of court."
"I'll take it. Say, what are you laughing at?"
"That's a counterfeit bill. What are you laughing at?"
"I've got a wooden leg."

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