Two Jobs At Once

The chief constable of a small English town was also an expert veterinary surgeon. One night his telephone rang.
"Is Mr. Smythe there?" said an agitated voice.
Mrs. Smythe answered "yes" and inquired, "Do you want my husband in his capacity of veterinary surgeon or as chief constable?"
"Both, lady," came the reply. "We can't get our new bulldog to open his mouth, and there's a burglar in it."

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