The Best Part

Benson and his dog were sitting at a bar. He ordered two martinis. Benson handed one to the dog, who promptly drank it, then ate the glass until only the base and stem remained. Then he left.
"That's the craziest thing I've ever seen," said the bartender.
"Yeah, he's a dumb dog," said Benson. "The stem is the best part."

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