Talented Dog

The farmer's collie had just died. He was bemoaning his loss when a little cocker spaniel walked up to him and said, "I heard your collie is dead. How about giving me a job?"
"You!" gasped the farmer. "How could a little fellow like you take the place of my big dog?"
"I'll show you."
He leaped into the driver's seat of the tractor, operated the machine perfectly, turned off the ignition, trotted over to the stable, and milked three cows.
"How's that?" he asked the farmer.
"Very good," the farmer said, "but let me see how you shuck corn."
"Hold it!" exclaimed the cocker spaniel. "Who ever heard of a dog that could shuck corn"

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