Taking Advantage

The bartender looked up in surprise as the big shaggy dog sauntered into the bar. "I'll have a Scotch and water," said the dog.
The bartender placed the drink in front of him and the dog downed it in one gulp.
"That'll be $10," said the bartender, hoping to take advantage of the creature.
The dog paid it and started to leave.
"You know," said the bartender, "we don't see many dogs in this bar."
"Yeah," scowled the dog, "and at $10 a drink you won't see any more, either."

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