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Substitute Husband

Falker's short, unhappy life ended at forty-seven. His widow bought a dog to ease her loneliness. The sorrow mellowed as she became more attached to the dog.
"She's happy because she's gotten back into her old pattern of living," reported a neighbor.
"That dog is a perfect substitute for her husband. He's out all day, sleeps all evening, and she feeds him out of cans."

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