Seeing Eye Dog

Blendon got onto a plane carrying a little Yorkshire Terrier in his arms.
The stewardess, upon seeing the animal, said, "You're not allowed to have the dog with you."
Blendon rushed out to an airport shop, bought a leash and dark glasses, and again tried to enter the plane with the tiny Yorkie leading the way.
"I'm sorry," said the hostess. "You're not allowed to bring the dog on board!"
"But I am blind!" said Blendon, "and this is my seeing-eye dog."
"I thought all seeing-eye dogs were German Shepherds," said the stewardess.
"You mean he isn't?!"

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