Rabid Revenge

Benson had been bitten by a dog, and the wound was taking a long time to heal. Finally he consulted a doctor, who took one look and ordered the dog brought in.
The M.D. knew the dog had rabies. Since it was too late to give the patient a serum, the medico felt he had to prepare him for the worst. At that moment, Benson sat down at the doctor's desk and began to write.
"Perhaps it won't be so bad," said the physician. "You needn't make out your will right now."
"Im not making out any will," said the man. "I'm just writing out a list of people I'm going to bite."

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