Fair Cop

Craig was a lonely bachelor and his pal Paul was trying to help. "The best way to meet girls in New York is to buy a dog," said Paul, "and walk him in the park. Available chicks always stop to pet the dog and ask his name and you can take it from there!"
So Craig bought a Great Dane pup, led it to Central Park, and turned it loose to ramble on the grass. Sure enough, a beautiful girl got up from a bench and made a beeline for him. "Is that your dog?" she asked.
"It sure is," smiled Craig.
"Then here's a summons for letting him run loose in the park without a leash," said the girl - a lady cop with a heart of stone.

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