Dogged Husband

Frank and Gene were tossing down a few brews at the neighbourhood pub. "Boy, did I have a close call with Angie last night," said Prank.
What happened?" asked Gene.
"Well, I got home real late, so I took off my shoes, climbed the stairs, opened the door of the bedroom, tiptoed, and closed the door without makin' any noise. Just as I'm about to get into bed, the wife wakes up and says, 'Is that you, Toto?'"
"What'd you do?"
"For once in my life I really used my head," said Frank "I licked her hand."

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