Dog With Money

Dick brought Sally to his pad. "What would you like to do?" he asked.
"I'd like to see today's newspaper!" she said.
"Sure," said Dick. "I'll send my dog for it. He's so smart he'll even bring back the change!"
Dick gave the dog ten dollars and sent him for the paper. In an hour, when the dog didn't return, Dick and Sally went out looking for him.
They found the animal making it with a French poodle. "Did he ever do this before?" asked Sally.
"No," said Dick. "This is the first time he ever had any money."

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