Dog For Matron

A snobbish Park Avenue matron walked 'into a pet shop and ordered the proprietor to give her the finest dog he had in the store. He showed her several of his prize animals but she was dissatisfied. Finally, he picked up an adorable little pup and handed it to her.
"Is he pedigreed?"
"Pedigreed, indeed?" smirked the owner. "If this dog could talk, he wouldn't speak to either of us."

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