Dog And Wife Swap

After being married ten years, Belding consulted a marriage counselor. "When I first married," he said, "I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop. My little dog would race around barking, and my wife would bring me my slippers. Now after all these years, everything's changed. When I come home, my dog brings me my slippers, and my wife barks at meI"
"Why are you complaining?" said the marriage counselor. "You're still getting the same service."

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