Designer Dog

The rich Beverly Hills widow loved her poodle, Poopie, even more than her dead husband. Poopie had his own appendicitis operation, all his teeth capped, and a special wardrobe designed by Yves St. Laurent.
One evening she sent for the new butler.
"Did you ring, madam?"
"Yes, Harrison, I wish you to take Poopie out walking for two hours."
"But Poopie won't follow me, madam," he replied.
"Then, Harrison, you must follow Poopie."

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