Crane Rescue

Mrs. Pennington was out walking her small Pekingese when she stopped to look down at an excavation where men were working. In one corner, a giant crane was stuck in a mudhole, and the men were trying to pull it out with the aid of a tractor.
After a minute, Mrs. Pennington noticed the foreman standing next to her. "Lady, could we borrow your dog for a minute?" he asked.
"What for?"
"We'll hitch him up," said the man in charge, "and pull out that there crane."
"What?" said the woman. "How can that little dog lift that great big crane? It's impossible!"
"Oh, that's okay, lady," said the foreman. "We got whips."

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