Birds And Bees

Little Alan pointed to two dogs in the park and asked his father what they were doing.
"They're making puppies, son," he explained.
That night, the boy wandered into his parent's room while they were making love. Asked what they were doing, the father replied, "We're making you a baby brother."
"Gee, Pop," pleaded the boy. "I'd rather have a puppy."

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