Are You Insane

An inmate was about to be discharged from an insane asylum.
"Now that you've been pronounced cured," said the head psychiatrist, "what are your plans?"
"Well, I used to be a lawyer," said the man, "so maybe I'll go back to that. Then again, being a certified public accountant, I might try that for a while. I might try teaching, too. And if I find I don't like any of those, I'll probably go in for architecture or maybe piloting a plane."
He paused for a second and then added: "Of course, I might become a French poodle!"

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