What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs?
Ath-fleats!

How come a flea can jump so high?
It's got amazing fleat!

Where will a springer spaniel never shop?
At a flea market!

What do you call a bunch of bugs that bother a dog?
A fleat!

Alsation: How did you find the fleas?
Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween?
A trick-or-fleat!

Why does a d dog scratch himself?
He is the only one that knows where it itches.

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

How to fleas travel ?
Itch hiking !

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?
Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !