When is a dog most impolite?
When he points.

What did the dog say to the pig?
You are just a bore.

Why wasn't the dog hurt when he fell off a 100-foot ladder?
He fell from the bottom rung.

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?
A petticoat !

What kind of dog is very scary on Halloween?
A ghouldog!

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?
This is the end.

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?
Because frost bites !

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?
He was trying to make both ends meet !

When do dogs have 16 legs?
When there are four of them.

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?
The umbrella can be shut up.