How is a cowardly dog like a leaky faucet?
They both run.

What do you call an alcoholic dog ?
A whino !

What is a dog's favourite sport ?
Formula 1 drooling !

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.

What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet?
A thousand dogs.

What is a dogs favourite flower ?
Anything in your garden !

How can you tell a dogwood tree?
By its bark!

How many seasons are there in a dogs life ?
Just one, the moulting season !

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?
Two dogs howling at the moon.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?
One good turn deserves another.