Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?
I'd rather have him chase the tiger.

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?
None. They are all on the outside.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What does a dog become after it is six years old?
Seven years old.

Which dog can tell time?
A watchdog.

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ?
A shaggy dogs tale !

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Why do dogs run in circles ?
Because its hard to run in squares !

What dog can jump higher than a tree?
Any dog can jump higher than a tree. Trees don't jump.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?
A retail store.