Eleven dogs shared one umbrella, yet none got wet. How did they manage?
It wasn't raining.

How can you tell a dog from a jar of peanut butter?
The dog doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth.

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?
The tomato is red.

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?
The elephant remembers.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?
Delighted.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?
Five after one.

How did the dog make anti-freeze?
He stole her blanket.

How did the dog make gold soup?
He put in 24 carrots.

What should you do with a blue dog?
Cheer him up.

Which dog looks like a cat?
A police dog in disguise.