Why do dogs wag their tails ?
"Because no one else will do it for them !"

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?
He wears a coat and pants.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?
It has more bark than bite.

Do you like this dog over here?
No, I like the otter hound!

Where was the dog when the lights went out?
In the dark.

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?
Because his boots were at the menders !

What happened when the dog swallowed a teaspoon?
He wasn't able to stir.

What did the dog do when a man-eating tiger followed him?
Nothing. It was a man-eating tiger, not a dog-eating one.

What did the dog do when he broke his toe?
He called a tow truck.