What do you get if you cross a gun dog with a telephone ?
A golden receiver !

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ?
Dingo Starr !

What do you get if you cross a dog and a skunk ?
Rid of the dog !

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?
A computer with a lot of bites !

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?
A sheep that can round itself up !

What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion ?
A terrified postman !

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?
Hush puppies !

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?
A hen that lays pooched eggs.