What kind of dog does Dracula have ?
A bloodhound !

What kind of dog only comes out at night?
A dusky husky!

What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet?
A Lassie who plays brassie!

What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick?
A docs-hund!

What flower did Lassie like best?
A collie flower.

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?
Terrier-fied !

What dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver!

What kind of dog is the smartest?
A great brain!

What dog wears contact lenses ?
A cock-eyed spaniel !

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?
A complaint Bernard!