What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?
A dingo-ling !

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?
A bud hound !

What dog is always tired in London?
An English sleep dog.

What kind of dog is the most colorful?
A paint Bernard!

What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no hair?
A bald beagle!

What kind of dog always needs a shave?
A bearded collie!

What kind of dog can tell time?
A clockshund!

What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?
Labs!

What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ?
A Great Dane out !

Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle ?
Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher !