What kind of dogs are the best with children?
Baby setters!

What do you call a black Eskimo dog ?
A dusky husky !

What is the best time to take a Rottweiler for a walk ?
Any times he wants to !

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?
A Doberman puncher!

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?
The Philadelphia Beagles!

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?
A glowberman pinscher!

What is a collie puppy's favorite toy?
A chew-chew train!

What kind of dog does a vampire prefer ?
Any kind of bloodhound !

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?
Wire haired terriers !!

What do you call a happy Lassie ?
A jolly collie !