What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?
A spot-weiler!

Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian!
No need to, it already has its own spots!

What do you call a boring dog?
A dull-mation!

What is black and white and red all over?
A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?
That hit the spots !

What kind of dog is a person's best friend?
A palmatian!