Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?
They're all paws.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?
With dog diskettes!

Alsation: What kind of computer do you want to buy?
Chihuahua: One with a small byte!

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?
Lap-top!

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?
A tennis ball!

Why did the Chihuahua take the bus to the TV studio to make a commercial?
It was too far to walk!

What does a Chihuahua wear to play basketball?
Small basketball shoes!

Why couldn't the Chihuahua play basketball?
Because its basketball shoes were in the wash and a tennis player needed the ball!

Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you?
Chihuahua: No, I was playing throw with her!

What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport?
Miniature golf!