What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Alsation: Where do you go to practice your singing?
Chihuahua: The barking lot!

What is green, barks, and carries a torch?
The statue of Chihuahua!

Alsation: I was thinking of inviting my friend, the beagle, over for breakfast. What do you think I should serve?
Chihuahua: That's easy! Beagles and cream cheese go great together!