Alsation: What is your favorite holiday?
Chihuahua: Howloween!

Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips?
Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

How do you spell "Chihuahua?"
"C-h-i-w-o-w-a."
That's not even close!
But you asked me how I spelled it!

Why does a Chihuahua have four legs?
So it can count past three!

Alsation: What did you do in art class today?
Chihuahua: Panting on paper!

I just spotted a Chihuahua!
That wasn't very nice, you shouldn't draw on dogs!

Why did the Chihuahua bark when it heard a song on the radio?
It didn't know the words!

Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?
They have short tales!

What does a Chihuahua call its mom and dad?
Chimama and Chipapa!

Alsation: I'll see you shortly.
Chihuahua: Okay, but don't call me "Shortly!"