What position is the best for a Chihuahua to play in baseball?
Shortstop!

How do you know which Chihuahua can ride a bike?
It's the one wearing a helmet!

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?
A short one!

A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking.
Didn't I see you on a TV commercial?
How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?

Where did the Chihuahua sign its contract for its TV commercials?
On the bottom!

Do Chihuahuas have horns?
Many have violins but very few have horns!

Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua?
It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.

How do you say "Chihuahua" in Spanish?
Chihuahua!

How do you say "Chihuahua" in Italy?
Chihuahua!

What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?
A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.