What was the most vicious and meanest dinosaur of them all?
The Chihuahuasaurus Rex!

Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master?
Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do!

How does a Chihuahua hide in the desert?
It uses camel-flage!

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

What do you say to a Chihuahua that is running away?
Adios!

What do Chihuahuas have that no other dogs have?
Baby Chihuahuas!

Why was the Chihuahua glad it wasn't an eagle?
It can't fly!

What is the difference between a hippopotamus and a Chihuahua?
About 2,200 pounds!

What do you call twelve Chihuahuas?
A dozen!

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?
Because their heads are so close to their bodies!