Welcome to DogJokes.co.uk

We've a large collection of dog jokes and dog humour, short jokes, longer shaggy dog tales and stories, long jokes, humorous dog quotes, definitions, rules and all things funny and canine!

For example:-

What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion ?
A terrified postman !

If you take your dog downtown, where should you leave him?
In a barking lot.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?
His bark was much worse than it's bite !

And hundreds more dog jokes too!

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